The cure to gum ulcers

I’ve been bugged by a bloody gum ulcer all week. At first I thought it was a wisdom tooth, but then using my tongue to feel it, it had the texture of an ulcer.

On Monday I decided to have some strong drink with my dinner, so I poured myself some Absolut Kurrant diluted with cold water. I don’t know why, but I like drinking vodka with tap water.

The next day I didn’t feel that much pain in my mouth. The ulcer seemed to be healing. Wow! Then a gain, maybe it was the increased Vitamin C I’ve been taking. I did have fruit this week.

But it’s kind of weird. Normally alcohol depletes your body’s supply of Vitamin C. But alcohol does have some disinfecting properties.

Either way, I’m happy. I didn’t even need to employ the use of kitchen salt. Have you ever put kitchen salt on your ulcers? It hurts like hell. This new method I discovered my accident is a better alternative.

Oh, the quantity I used was 1 part absolut kurrant and 4 parts water. Those of legal age, feel free to tweak the ratio. Do let me know your results.

Kids, don’t try this at home. Wait till you are 18. I don’t want to have my head tied to a giant stone and then thrown into the sea. ^_^

2 Responses to “The cure to gum ulcers”

  1. 1 An October 1, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    Cute style of writting. I enjoyed urs..

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